Monthly Archives: October 2009
Having Fun In Stupid Brooklyn
I’m not here to talk about the fact that my bedroom smells like maple syrup, although it is disconcerting. If this post seems unduly Vermonty, you’ll know why. No, I wanted to write about bowling. The great American pastime, right? … Continue reading
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Luxury Appliance Whine
One of my favorite parts of eating is the chewing. I also like the tasting, and the swallowing can be good too, particularly when dining on hot miso soup or crunchy shrimp. (Hmm…I want sushi.) But these three, though crucial … Continue reading
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Hot Chicken Results: Stage I
When last we left our valiant hero he had just attempted something marvelous: the simultaneous frying of four sorts of chicken, divided into four groups and categorized scientifically. We return now, to watch as he announces the results of his … Continue reading
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Hypothesis: I Am A Fatass
Apparently fried chicken is not study food. I have commenced Stage I of the recently announced Hot Chicken Moonshot, and though the contribution to fatty science was immeasurable, it eradicated my ability to complete schoolwork. (I would still be lying … Continue reading
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Hotter, Battered, Fresher, Stronger
Apologies for recent radio silence. Actual school work, as well as my friends’ surprising sense of entitlement that I sometimes spend time with them, has intervened. No matter—I’ve returned, and I’m scheming. In honor of the 40th anniversary of the … Continue reading
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