Monthly Archives: November 2009
Trial By Error By Fire
I went back to the Source last night, journeying out to North Nashville (?) to visit 123 Ewing Drive, home of Prince’s Hot Chicken Shack. These are the boys I’m trying to beat, or rather, to match. And revisiting the … Continue reading
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Overcoming Adversity!
The little man who lives in my skull tried to escape early this morning, perhaps following the example of the fantastic fox whose tunneling exploits I had witnessed earlier in the night. I woke up at 5:15 to the sensation … Continue reading
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A Tragedy Of Glassware
I’m not embarrassed to tell you wonderful Internet people that I have a typewriter. I am, however, slightly embarrassed to tell you about what I just did with it. In order to iron out the kinks in a script I’m … Continue reading
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Stage II: Foul-Fowl Flies Foul
Battle with the hot chicken project was joined again this weekend, and ours was not the only unit at the head of the charge. (Military metaphor will be dropped forthwith.) A Chinatown friend of mine had been inspired by Esquire … Continue reading
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On Love And Farting
Butternut squash—fuck off. It’s May again. Well, not really. But it was 71 degrees in New York today, and the temperature provided a much needed timewarp to six months ago or six months from now. It is a change of … Continue reading
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An Update Nobody Wanted
The dishwasher cycle continues! And by cycle I mean not the beautiful fill/wash/rinse/dry that used to hum pleasantly beneath my sink (nearly typed “hump leasantly.” I wonder who Leasantly is.), but the grind of hope and failure that characterize the … Continue reading
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Why Last Night Sucked (For You)
As New York City’s premier expert on “fun,” people often ask me for advice on planning their weekends. My tips seldom amount to more than “Greasy food and orgasms!” which may or may not be helpful, I’m not sure. But … Continue reading
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