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March 9, 2010

Excuses!

I’d like to apologize for my spotty correspondence (wow! What a hard word to spell!) this semester. I swear—it’s not you, it’s me. I have been buried under a mountain of schoolwork, making it difficult to eat, much less write about it. But never fear—this blog’s neglect is only temporary! Next week is spring break, and I [...]

February 25, 2010

I’m Hungry! I Think! Also: Wednesdays

It’s nasty out, a twisted mixture of rain and snow whose combined effect is like having the city sneeze on you over and over again, and I think the cold has frozen my stomach. I’ve had nothing to eat today but two halves of an egg sandwich and several cups of crappy office hot-beverages. I [...]

February 22, 2010

And Another Thing!

This site doesn’t have a blogroll, because other blogs are terrible, but a guy in my office has one which is actually quite nice! I mention it because in its title (Lunch Poems), design (mostly negative space with a little picture at the top) and general mode (musing), it is rather like mine. In a [...]

February 22, 2010

Exercises In Hairy Fish

I’m writing a play about hot chicken. Saying that aloud it sounds funny, but anyone who’s been paying attention knows this is something I’ve had on my mind. I’d rather be writing a gripping, thoughtful Baltimore crime drama, but that’s a subject I’m less familiar with. (Perhaps it is my drowsy-typing, but I first spelled Baltimore “Balitomore,” [...]

February 18, 2010

Brave Decisions

I just did something insane. I was at the Shine Deli on 20th Street—a block north of my office—about to order my now-customary chicken salad on white toast.
“Chicken salad on toast,” I said, and grunted when Mr. Deli Man asked, “White?” But then I changed my mind, and called out, “No! Wheat!” He gave me a [...]

February 15, 2010

Insomnia Over Medium

Asked to describe my current state of consciousness, I would need one word only.
Loathsome.
I came to wakefulness with a start at around 5:30 AM—two hours ago—in a fevered state apparently brought on by unremembered unpleasant dreams. It was a relief to berobe myself, drink a glass of water, and pad to and from the bathroom. [...]

January 26, 2010

I Feel Kinda Gross

Many curious things happened in the park just now. Whilst eating another of those lovely Shake Shack burgers, pondering the greasiness that was so delighting my tongue and confounding my thumbs, I was set upon by a pigeon!
In the past I have been impressed by the wildlife of Madison Square. Just a few moments earlier, [...]

January 12, 2010

Writing’s More Fun When I’m Full

The Shake Shack burger is an inelegant construction. Poking out the top of its greasy wrapping, the contents push forward like the hanging belly of someone who can’t admit to a need for more roomy pants. Jealous of each other, the lettuce, onion and tomato jostle for position above the patty, which is itself oversized—a [...]

January 7, 2010

Bleeeeeach! (Not Bleach, Mind, But a “Yuck” Noise.)

As an important early step in my new internship, I’m doing a break room taste test. It should have serious implications in my caffeine intake for the next few months—obviously the benchmark by which any part time, unpaid employment can be judged a success.
I reported in my Twitter yesterday that the new office has, instead [...]

January 6, 2010

Mild Excitement!

Mild excitement is, of course, the best kind. Lunch Matters—and by that I mean I—is back in an office, hard at work doing…well, something. I’ve only been here three minutes and they haven’t informed me yet. A return to employment means a return to the lunch hour, the twenty minute window in which this foolish [...]