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A Preeminent Pie

In other Autumn news, I just recalled last night’s dream. The subject? Libby’s Pumpkin Can-Pie. It’s well established, of course, that a can of pumpkin filling is superior in ease and taste to actually destroying a pumpkin by hand, and … Continue reading

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Oat Will Do In A Pinch

What to eat when you wake up too early? I’ve already had breakfast twice—a bit of cereal and all of a banana save the bit that I discarded after it took a tumble to the carpet—but I’m still hungry. It’s … Continue reading

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My Water Bottle Has A First Name

Because of my natural stinginess, I have been known to refill plastic water bottles several times after draining them of their commercially inserted contents. This is not a fancy new idea—I believe others have done it before. Nevertheless, I am … Continue reading

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Furthermore!

If you could see out of my blog, this is what the view would be like: While this is absolutely not one of those blogs where anyone posts any pictures of any cats…well…look at what she’s doing it’s so cute … Continue reading

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I Am A Big Fat Grown Up

Lately, I have sure been turning myself into a real person. Why, take today for instance! (And by “take” I mean consider—please do not steal from me the rest of my Thursday.) In just the last hour I have done … Continue reading

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Solving The Heat

Word is, the mercury’s pushing 100° today. Of course, that’s outside. I am, as I often am, inside, and in here it’s more like a breezy 89°—so brisk I’m bundled up in slippers and furs. Of course, 11° doesn’t make … Continue reading

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Imaginary Time!

I’m writing this at 1:57 on July 1, 2010, but because I meant to write it yesterday—in order to bump my number of posts for June up to a whopping pair—I’ve backdated it to June 31, a day that never … Continue reading

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How To Be Stpuid

I should have known that damn scone would be trouble! Making a Vrry Important Phonecall just now—something that I, as a Vrry Important Person, am called upon to do regularly—I took a massive bite of that dry, crusty scone just … Continue reading

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Healthy Eating

In two areas of my life have I lately seen great improvement: Pastrami Breakfast pastries Both have required a two step process. Until a few weeks ago, I had only ever encountered pastrami that was as dry as shoe leather … Continue reading

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Groats

This is, of course, the best thing on the internet:

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