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Another Ill-Mannered Appliance

My fridge is a little bit broken. Not full-on, throw out your food and scream at the landlord broken, but a little. It’s been not that cold in there for days. I threw out the milk on Monday; we stopped … Continue reading

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Ducks and Dolts Both Have Wet Feet

I am a well-meaning, helpful individual, and yet it is very important that I not touch your sink. As I write this, my roommate’s cat has climbed into the sink to eyeball a forest of glassware currently drying on a … Continue reading

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Luxury Appliance Whine

One of my favorite parts of eating is the chewing. I also like the tasting, and the swallowing can be good too, particularly when dining on hot miso soup or crunchy shrimp. (Hmm…I want sushi.) But these three, though crucial … Continue reading

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