Tag Archives: cheeseburgers

July 28, 2011

A Happy Quarter-Pound

It’s been some time since I’ve written on here, but the clamoring masses should not blame me. Rather, they should blame what I’ve been eating, which is not my fault but that of the neighborhoods in which I’ve been dwelling. … Continue reading →

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January 26, 2010

I Feel Kinda Gross

Many curious things happened in the park just now. Whilst eating another of those lovely Shake Shack burgers, pondering the greasiness that was so delighting my tongue and confounding my thumbs, I was set upon by a pigeon! In the … Continue reading →

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January 12, 2010

Writing’s More Fun When I’m Full

The Shake Shack burger is an inelegant construction. Poking out the top of its greasy wrapping, the contents push forward like the hanging belly of someone who can’t admit to a need for more roomy pants. Jealous of each other, … Continue reading →

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November 9, 2009

On Love And Farting

Butternut squash—fuck off. It’s May again. Well, not really. But it was 71 degrees in New York today, and the temperature provided a much needed timewarp to six months ago or six months from now. It is a change of … Continue reading →

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September 15, 2009

Cheeseburger! (Part II)

When last we left our heroes, they were charging around the streets of fancy Nashville, hunting down villainous, lane clogging joggers and administering cheeseburgers to the backs of their heads. Meanwhile, in New York City, their peers were up to … Continue reading →

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September 14, 2009

Cheeseburger! (Part I)

When I was in middle school, a family friend told me a story of youthful exuberance and cheeseburgers, and it made an impression that has proved indelible. The friend was Dave, a sixteen year old, and the story was the … Continue reading →

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