Tag Archives: disappointment
Another Ill-Mannered Appliance
My fridge is a little bit broken. Not full-on, throw out your food and scream at the landlord broken, but a little. It’s been not that cold in there for days. I threw out the milk on Monday; we stopped … Continue reading
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My Nashville Roast Beef Beef
Lunch Matters is proud to announce that I have discovered an idea hitherto unconsidered in all the history of the world, an idea which should make me famous and—if my pending deal to brand novelty t-shirts goes through—quite wealthy. Put … Continue reading
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Winter Is A Rotten Child
Sleep, vi: The most wonderful pastime for a young man to engage in, short of training for the circus. Sheet, n: A most wondrous place for a young man to engage in the above pastime. Works best in pairs, which … Continue reading
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Imaginary Time!
I’m writing this at 1:57 on July 1, 2010, but because I meant to write it yesterday—in order to bump my number of posts for June up to a whopping pair—I’ve backdated it to June 31, a day that never … Continue reading
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How To Be Stpuid
I should have known that damn scone would be trouble! Making a Vrry Important Phonecall just now—something that I, as a Vrry Important Person, am called upon to do regularly—I took a massive bite of that dry, crusty scone just … Continue reading
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Good Thing I’m Handsome, ‘Cause I Am So Dumb
It is raining and I may have been eating too many sandwiches, so for lunch I sought out soup. I can still feel it on my teeth, and I doubt that is a good sign. But let’s step back a … Continue reading
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Excuses!
I’d like to apologize for my spotty correspondence (wow! What a hard word to spell!) this semester. I swear—it’s not you, it’s me. I have been buried under a mountain of schoolwork, making it difficult to eat, much less write about it. … Continue reading
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I’m Hungry! I Think! Also: Wednesdays
It’s nasty out, a twisted mixture of rain and snow whose combined effect is like having the city sneeze on you over and over again, and I think the cold has frozen my stomach. I’ve had nothing to eat today … Continue reading
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