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May 12, 2010

I Am At Home Right Now

Whether or not he cooks, every man, it seems, likes to brag that he “makes the best omelets.” Why is this? I have never heard a fraternity brother boast of his blue cheese dressing—something much harder to make than an … Continue reading →

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August 7, 2009

Idiots To the Left of Me

Two long blocks from where I live in New York, there is a bar called d.b.a. Although their name is short on capital letters, their menu is long on booze and the bar itself is chock full of pretension. It … Continue reading →

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May 18, 2009

This is How Lame I Am

The place where I work, instead of having a regular coffeemaker, has one of those fancy-dan Flavia machines that makes coffee from single serving flavo-packets. I prefer coffeemakers, since they’re simpler, but this one actually makes an okay cup, so … Continue reading →

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