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My Water Bottle Has A First Name
Because of my natural stinginess, I have been known to refill plastic water bottles several times after draining them of their commercially inserted contents. This is not a fancy new idea—I believe others have done it before. Nevertheless, I am … Continue reading
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Solving The Heat
Word is, the mercury’s pushing 100° today. Of course, that’s outside. I am, as I often am, inside, and in here it’s more like a breezy 89°—so brisk I’m bundled up in slippers and furs. Of course, 11° doesn’t make … Continue reading
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Imaginary Time!
I’m writing this at 1:57 on July 1, 2010, but because I meant to write it yesterday—in order to bump my number of posts for June up to a whopping pair—I’ve backdated it to June 31, a day that never … Continue reading
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I’m Hungry! I Think! Also: Wednesdays
It’s nasty out, a twisted mixture of rain and snow whose combined effect is like having the city sneeze on you over and over again, and I think the cold has frozen my stomach. I’ve had nothing to eat today … Continue reading
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A Tragedy Of Glassware
I’m not embarrassed to tell you wonderful Internet people that I have a typewriter. I am, however, slightly embarrassed to tell you about what I just did with it. In order to iron out the kinks in a script I’m … Continue reading
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Beverage Shock
This weekend I made iced tea and almost got arrested. Apparently the last few weeks spent in the south did a rotten job of preparing me for life back in New York. For one thing, although hundreds of romantic comedies … Continue reading
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This Time, I Am The Broken Flower
I managed to shatter a cup today. Prepping tea, I was carrying the mugs to the pot—as yet empty, thank goodness—and, operating under the common delusion that I am Wilt Chamberlain, decided to palm them both in one hand. One … Continue reading
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