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Another Ill-Mannered Appliance
My fridge is a little bit broken. Not full-on, throw out your food and scream at the landlord broken, but a little. It’s been not that cold in there for days. I threw out the milk on Monday; we stopped … Continue reading
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Winter Is A Rotten Child
Sleep, vi: The most wonderful pastime for a young man to engage in, short of training for the circus. Sheet, n: A most wondrous place for a young man to engage in the above pastime. Works best in pairs, which … Continue reading
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Insomnia Over Medium
Asked to describe my current state of consciousness, I would need one word only. Loathsome. I came to wakefulness with a start at around 5:30 AM—two hours ago—in a fevered state apparently brought on by unremembered unpleasant dreams. It was … Continue reading
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On Love And Farting
Butternut squash—fuck off. It’s May again. Well, not really. But it was 71 degrees in New York today, and the temperature provided a much needed timewarp to six months ago or six months from now. It is a change of … Continue reading
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A Bedroom Safari
For the last few nights, rather than eating, I have been food. For the first time since the start of summer mosquitos have invaded, pouring into my apartment through the ducts of unused air-conditioners to feast of my sleeping form. … Continue reading
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The Most Important Meal of Today
Rather uncharacteristically of myself, I’m writing on a Saturday and my topic is breakfast. But today is the Fourth of July, and therefore a day for shattering convention. (Also fireworks.) And since I’m writing about a breakfast that happened at … Continue reading
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Chipotle is Dumb
I was going to start this post with a metaphor, but I am much too full. This is a good thing, as an excess of posts on this blog have been about managing hunger. I am now typing only because … Continue reading
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