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I Am At Home Right Now

Whether or not he cooks, every man, it seems, likes to brag that he “makes the best omelets.” Why is this? I have never heard a fraternity brother boast of his blue cheese dressing—something much harder to make than an … Continue reading

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Insomnia Over Medium

Asked to describe my current state of consciousness, I would need one word only. Loathsome. I came to wakefulness with a start at around 5:30 AM—two hours ago—in a fevered state apparently brought on by unremembered unpleasant dreams. It was … Continue reading

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Eating In Houses

The internship over, I’ve gone home for two weeks, and I feel a bit like a submarine just pulled into port. I’ve spent months on strict rationing, keeping a constant agonized watch on my dwindling supplies of apples and milk, … Continue reading

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