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My Nashville Roast Beef Beef
Lunch Matters is proud to announce that I have discovered an idea hitherto unconsidered in all the history of the world, an idea which should make me famous and—if my pending deal to brand novelty t-shirts goes through—quite wealthy. Put … Continue reading
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There Are Certain Things In Parks
“I finished college this week,” says the blogger. “Wow!” his audience exclaims. For the last few years I’ve spent a surprising amount of my time at toil, burdened with work for which I would not be compensated. In exchange, I … Continue reading
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Excuses!
I’d like to apologize for my spotty correspondence (wow! What a hard word to spell!) this semester. I swear—it’s not you, it’s me. I have been buried under a mountain of schoolwork, making it difficult to eat, much less write about it. … Continue reading
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Exercises In Hairy Fish
I’m writing a play about hot chicken. Saying that aloud it sounds funny, but anyone who’s been paying attention knows this is something I’ve had on my mind. I’d rather be writing a gripping, thoughtful Baltimore crime drama, but that’s a subject … Continue reading
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How To Be a City Boy
A New Yorker isn’t just some dude who knows his way around town. The express stops of the Lexington Avenue line, the current exhibition at P.S.1, the names of three or four quiet Green Point bars—these could be taught by … Continue reading
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Cheeseburger! (Part II)
When last we left our heroes, they were charging around the streets of fancy Nashville, hunting down villainous, lane clogging joggers and administering cheeseburgers to the backs of their heads. Meanwhile, in New York City, their peers were up to … Continue reading
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