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It’s My Birthday and I’ll Rye If I Want To
Firstly, an update on last week’s teabacle. My roommate, clever young lass that she is, determined that what my thick, sap-like iced tea wants more than anything is a bit of cold water. This thins out the taste of root … Continue reading
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A Hero For Teddy
I ate a sandwich last night that was as good as Teddy Kennedy. That’s not a joke, and neither was this sandwich. The P.H.O. Real hero from Sunny & Annie’s deli on Sixth and B is as important a contribution … Continue reading
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Shrimp Po-Boy (Chapter 2 of 2)
Reheated po-boy was not the overwhelming sensory experience that it was when fresh. When I started the sandwich yesterday I was exhausted from a brutal fifteen minute walk in the 1000000% humidity that is (along with the mosquitos crowding around … Continue reading
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Shrimp Po-Boy (Chapter 1 of 2)
A bunny is watching me type this. I’m staying with a friend in New Orleans, and he’s subbing in for a bunny-sitting third party. Their names are Bunny-Man and Blue, and they’re still getting adjusted to their new surroundings. For … Continue reading
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Hunger is the Best Farce
I was up early this morning, right around the cock crowed nine, intending a full day of activities beneficial to the human race. (By which I mean I was thinking of going to the liquor store.) Coffee gripped tightly, I … Continue reading
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The Orchid Thief
What kinds of food do Europeans make better than Americans? There are many dishes, such as French fries, that though associated with Europe were actually invented in the States. Some of the most famous include: Pizza Escargot Blood pudding Spaghetti … Continue reading
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This Is Why I’m Hungry
Like the moderate peoples of Iran, my lunch habits have lately devolved into a state of upheaval that has only been contained by my iron autocratic will. I didn’t even really eat lunch yesterday, though I certainly tried. Eating fast … Continue reading
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I Am A Monster
I was in the kitchen just now thinking about the coffeemaker, when my mind wandered to the question of yesterday’s lunch, to the roast beef sandwich I ate, but did not finish, leaving the second half of in the fridge. … Continue reading
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Mister Reuben
One of the biggest problems I have is that I am an idiot. I spent the morning hungry, waiting as long as possible to go out for lunch so that I wouldn’t be hungry in the afternoon. By the time … Continue reading
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