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My Nashville Roast Beef Beef
Lunch Matters is proud to announce that I have discovered an idea hitherto unconsidered in all the history of the world, an idea which should make me famous and—if my pending deal to brand novelty t-shirts goes through—quite wealthy. Put … Continue reading
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Why Last Night Sucked (For You)
As New York City’s premier expert on “fun,” people often ask me for advice on planning their weekends. My tips seldom amount to more than “Greasy food and orgasms!” which may or may not be helpful, I’m not sure. But … Continue reading
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Dispatch From on High
I write this in seat 27A of a massive Boeing airship, not quite as unhappy as a flyer ought to be. Though at least five hours remain in this jaunt across the north Atlantic, a faint contentedness sits on my … Continue reading
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The Orchid Thief
What kinds of food do Europeans make better than Americans? There are many dishes, such as French fries, that though associated with Europe were actually invented in the States. Some of the most famous include: Pizza Escargot Blood pudding Spaghetti … Continue reading
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Apparently They Have Beef Here
I have left the country. Not been exiled, I mean, but vacated temporarily to go look at the buildings they have in other parts of the world. (You could call it a vacation.) In the next few weeks I will … Continue reading
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